Marty’s Brain here. It’s about time we had a little chat about what you’ve been up to recently. I will try to be nice.
I know things have been hard for you lately. I decided to increase your stress by entering the “build” period of triathlon training. I also know that Triple T was a tough thing to put you through, and that riding 200 hard miles in the Jura mountains a week later was probably asking a lot.
However, there’s no excuse for your recent conduct.
First off, you strained our back a mere four days before Triple T, one of my two “A” races of the year. I had to spend countless hours (and a lot of dollars also) frantically trying to undo the damage you did to us before Triple T. In the end, I was able to take care of most of the pain, but we were still not 100% ready for Triple T. A big EFF YOU on that one.
Then, during Triple T, we somehow strained our MCL. Whatever. I knew that we’d probably slightly injure ourself during this race, that’s par for the course for Triple T. I decided not to run for a week, in the hopes that the MCL strain would fix itself. It didn’t.
However, cycling seemed not to bother the MCL, so I made the decision to keep cycling all during our trip to Switzerland. I put you through some hard rides in the Juras that maybe I shouldn’t have put you through. But you know what? The oweness was on YOU to give me some indicator that I was doing damage to you.
What did you tell me? Nothing. We rode almost every day with no signs of trouble from you. Our MCL was staying the same, and everything else in our body felt fine. How was I supposed to know that there were problems when you didn’t give me any signals that maybe we shouldn’t have been riding so hard?
That makes me irritated.
Anyway, that brings me to today’s events. Today was one of the 10 mile time trials up in the State forest, and I was feeling confident (thanks to our rides through the Juras, probably). Conditions were ideal for a PR, and so I decided that we were gonna go for it. We rode hard for the first 5 miles, and then pressed even harder on the return trip.
During the sprint finish to break my PR, I felt a sudden onset of pain in the area of our left LCL (the collateral ligament on the *other* side of the knee which was giving us pain). We got the PR (25:30, a 15 second improvement), but the pain in the leg was so great that doing even a cool-down spin was out of the question.
What the fuck, Marty’s Body? Where did this come from? Strained LCL and MCL in the SAME KNEE? That doesn’t even make sense!!!
You have jeapordized my Half Ironman in a month with this crap. The burden I chose to place on you was pushing the limits of what you could do, but was by no means excessive.
So, Marty’s Body, next time try to give me some warning signs that I’m pushing us too hard. A 10 mile TT shouldn’t have been that unreasonable a request of you, especially with the strength gained from riding in the Juras, and ESPECIALLY with the lack of warning signs you gave during those rides. Now I have to sit around trying to heal you for a while, losing fitness and becoming slightly irritable.
Also, quit hurting yourself. Ironman training is hard enough without you failing to operate correctly in key places at key times during training.
Don’t make me have another conversation with you again. Next time, I won’t be so pleasant.
Sincerely,
Marty’s Brain